she is always at the corner of the club looking all wobbly like jelly,she puffs like a steam engine and reaks like a london bar ,she slurs when she talks and sucks on the .........,she is a hotty only when u walking on ur knees and coke is spilling from ur nose. But u got to love her consitency coz she is always punctual and always there .
dont get it twisted bro she aint no whore ,you got to buy her booze, pot or a ...... to suck on before you take her hme ,she will probably pass out before you get hme and your car will smell like piss and booze and that crazy cologne that has been on her 4 a decade (again with the consistency) she is the best story teller and she got loads of them especialy with a little pot and add some crack and she will marry you,am kidding she will leave you like a 2 dollar whore.
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